i am jacks complete lack of surprise

yeah where to start, oh i know, where when upon coming home i see that my jerk dog has eaten a bag of onions and potatoes. i mean come on, wtf. then later today while driving to block bluster i see a old ass guy on a bike just dart out into traffic giving hand signal warning all traffic that he was coming through and he didnt care, however he looked more like a guy brandishing a sword raised high like he was custard leading the troops atop a mighty steed. lets see then later when we went to put the acura back together, a head bolt stripped out haulting work. i then watched the new fast and furious. yup i did.

side work

just another day of side work. tear down on acura integra. me an andy made quick work of this tear down and sent the head out to be decked. rebuild to continue soon.

ok so if you haven't seen my updates on my damn dog, let me tell you. so my dog likes to counter surf. so i guess after you eat two loaves of bread and a bag of pita bread topped off with and onion then eat your normal doggy breakfast, there is just no room left and too much fiber has been ingested. so i went to nantucket bakery to go get more bread and when i come bag the jerk is in his crate. odd, i looked around, nothing to find that jerk could done. so i start making my sandwiches. then i see him out of the corner of my eye head to the bathroom. and i hear a fart noise. so i poke my head out from the kitchen and see the shit trail. if you look closely you can see it on my bathmat as well. i guess the lack of opposable thumbs kept him from sitting on the toilet and his fear of the tub kept him from shitting in there like a much better dog kodi.

PS any one else seen "Fido", hilarious zombi movie.

time to retire these

well i found two more of these bad boys. they must go. i wanted to burn them however i lacked a place to do so.

grocery shopping and movie day

not much of anything today. well i did go to my old house because a package showed up there for me. my old company that put me into retirement misprinted the pre paid UPS label with my old address so i essentially sent the computer to myself ......sort of. so now i have to send that back again to the right address. went and did some grocery shopping, got some chinese and have been watching movies all damn day. on number four right now. wahoo!!

zombie recovery day (4)

it was a long day of recovery of not only me but recovery of a vehicle that a zombie left behind. 18 bucks to get that one out, lol. this was me prior to heading out for some dinner and some beers. no dress up was to occur this day but i did at least try and scare the person i was meeting up with by telling them i was running behind because my costume was not cooperating. its fun to strike fear into people.

zombie day (3)

zombie walk was a blast, i could write a blog on just that with all the photos i have and everyone else has. the picture on the right is when i left the house. the other is after some fun witht he liquid blood. i think i did pretty good for doing the makeup my self and getting dressed in minutes.

Day two!!!

so day two came and went but i kept up on the pictures just didnt get them on here. so i am watching movie four of today so i figure i have the time to get the last few days up. on this day i went to detroit and fixed a car for a kid with another guy named andrew (andy) as well. good times side work is keeping the money coming in. this is my crazy fluorescent green watch. you will notice green being a reoccuring color i am sure of this, sort of like the bruise i got on my ass the night this was taken after falling down the stairs at my house. my shoes were wet and the wood stairs as well from me going up and down them. took the dog out and took a great big fall on to my ass and slid down most the stairs. arghhh.....