i am jacks complete lack of surprise

yeah where to start, oh i know, where when upon coming home i see that my jerk dog has eaten a bag of onions and potatoes. i mean come on, wtf. then later today while driving to block bluster i see a old ass guy on a bike just dart out into traffic giving hand signal warning all traffic that he was coming through and he didnt care, however he looked more like a guy brandishing a sword raised high like he was custard leading the troops atop a mighty steed. lets see then later when we went to put the acura back together, a head bolt stripped out haulting work. i then watched the new fast and furious. yup i did.